Faintly in the distance…..echoed through the trees,
‘diga dou-dou dou-dou dou-dou douoo’
The call of the Duelling Danjo,
a. Followed by his victims pleas
b. Quickly! Hide the cheese!
c. A peace offering of cream teas?
d. Through the minutest void he’ll squeeze
e. Stealing honey from the bees
f. Accompanied by his many fleas
g. He bleeds scotch eggs & mushy peas
h. With a force of twenty steads
i. God dang it! Where are my keys?
j. Get too close, threat of disease